look at these girls! every hoochie mama in new york is trying out for this tv show. hey, hoochie mamas got to work, too. t.k., these girls have no self-respect. shoot, i respect 'em. they should get a regular girl to host the show. that's what teenagers want to see. that's not what i want to see.
what do you want to see? hoochie mamas. that's what they need -- they need a hoochie mama channel. you would watch that? hey, that's your must-see tv. this is stupid. this is stupid! look at this stupid stuff they want us to say.
does everybody have the same script? i think so. yeah, like i would really say that. teenagers don't want to be talked down to. we're smarter than that. right, t.k.? huh? [ sigh ] if this was my show, what would i say? if this was my show,
you want to know what i would say? mm-hmm. well, i'd talk about teen sexuality, how we should lower the voting age, and school uniforms. i'd keep it real. okay, let's see who's next. divica johnson. good luck.
okay, larry, you can stop the auditions. we've found our girl. you're the producer. you make the call. who is she? that girl. cece, you sure do have a lot of toys. that's what happens when you're the baby. my mom says i'm going to get a lot of toys when my dad gets a job. he got laid off.
what's laid off? i don't know, but it has something to do with the man. is that a hole in your sweater? no. that's when my friend squeaky comes out to play. where are you, squeaky? [ high-pitched voice ] hello, cece. how are you, squeaky? [ high-pitched voice ] good. you sure do need some toys.
[ doorbell rings ] i'll get it! hello, mrs. sawyer. hi, cece. come on, skylar. it's time to go. mom, look how big this house is. can we get a house like this? [ sigh ] maybe someday. but it is a nice house, baby.
come on. it's time to go. say goodbye to cece. bye. have you guys heard about that new show "teen rap"? oh, no. just what we need -- another show for teenagers. i'm the host! all right! another show for teenagers. so how did you get it? well, i went to the audition,
and they just picked me on the spot. there was all these beautiful girls down there, too. hey, i don't get it. and the best part about it is i get paid $500 a week. whoa! $500 a week? zaria, have you thought about your manager? no, nicholas, i haven't.
bam! nick management. this isn't going to affect your schoolwork, is it? mrs. p, if she gets behind in school, i'll help her out. again, i ask -- this isn't going to affect your schoolwork, is it? no, mom. i have it under control. besides, it's only for an hour after school every day. this calls for a celebration.
zaria, anywhere you want to go for dinner. zaria, as your manager, my advice is two words -- buffet. robert, did you take $20 out of my purse? no. why? i was getting ready to go to the store, and i thought i put $20 in here. well, i got some cash. wait. no, i don't have any cash.
you take some money out of my wallet? no! hey, what's up, y'all? check out my new sunglasses. those are nice. yeah. they match my new sweatshirt. that's cool, too. hey, not as cool as my new shoes! that stuff is expensive. where did you get it? macio's.
you mean macy's. no. macio. i got this stuff out of his van. is it stolen? no. factory rejects. oh. is that why your shoes say "ikes"? yeah, and that's why my sweatshirt says, "tommy hilldigger." so, gordon, you're saying that we should all band together
to end teen violence in our high schools? yes, zaria, uh, but more specifically, we should end the violence against me. you see, bullies have always been a problem in our high schools. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. in the last month, i've been hoisted up a flagpole, used as a crash dummy in driver's ed,
and i had some hot sauce put down my athletic supporter. zaria, this madness has to stop! for all of you who sympathize with gordon, you can reach him at... www.avoidbeatdown.com thank you for joining us, gordon. thanks for giving me a forum, zaria. that's it for today.
join us tomorrow, when our topic will be "s.a.t.s -- are they culturally biased?" and remember, this is zaria's teen rap, where teens can talk about anything from "a" to "z," and i do mean... "z." and we're out. that's a wrap, ladies and gentlemen. zaria, zaria!
you're blowing me away. the viewers love you, and that gordon -- he's gold. oh, i'm loving this job. it's so much fun. and you get paid to do it. aah! my first paycheck. oh, my gosh, this is so exciting. i thought it was only for $500. it's a bigger check because they've already run your show three times.
so i'm in reruns? yes, you are. dang, this is a big check. if i cash this, the bank may bounce. mom, dad, i've been robbed. my sock is empty. that's where i keep all my money, and it's gone. why do you keep your money in a sock? 'cause it really stinks, and it keeps robbers away.
are you sure it's been stolen? look for yourself. whoa. i'll take your word. i had $6.22 and a snickers bar. son, your mother and i will get to the bottom of it. hey! aren't you forgetting something? i don't want it now. it stinks. nicholas.
[ groans ] robert: hey, t.k. hey, y'all. anybody want to know what time it is? 'cause -- bam! i can show you. wow. that's a nice watch. it's a nolex. t.k., you sure are buying a lot of stuff lately. oh, i like the nice things in life, and i always find a way to get 'em, too.
robert, i am the first one to defend t.k., but how is he paying for all this stuff? jerri, you can't be serious. where's he getting the money? he's got a job. a couple hours a week in a pizza place doesn't pay for all these things. they're knockoffs. mom, dad, look -- check out my first paycheck.
that's a lot of money for someone in high school. that's a lot of money for somebody who teaches college. and it's cool. they're calling me "the voice of teenage america." that's great, zaria. i'm going to go work on some more topics. oh, i got one for you, honey. "teenagers who haven't cleaned their rooms in a week,
and the mothers who are about to ground them." good topic. hey, t.k., i've been thinking of topics for my next show. what you think about this? "micro-miniskirts -- none of dad's business." i didn't see you in school today. i didn't go. you weren't there yesterday, either. i've been busy with the show.
your parents are going to go nuts if they find out you ain't going to school. you're right. guess i got to figure out a way to tell them. you already missed two days. on the third day, they'll get a call from the vice-principal. yeah, and thanks to you, she probably has our number on speed-dial. yes, she does. that's right. hey, baby.
hey, mom, dad. listen, i'm glad you're home 'cause there's something really important we need to talk about. sure, honey. what is it? i want to be honest with you guys. i haven't been to school in the past couple days. what? what? the show's taken off. i love doing it and i'm really good at it. zaria, what are you trying to say?
i'm dropping out of high school. okay, okay. why do you go to school? to get a good job, and i have a great job. honey, an education is more than about getting a job. it's about making a good life for yourself, and i'm doing that now. i'm good at it, so what's the problem? if you don't have an education -- [ pager beeps ]
that's the studio. i got to go. i know you guys love me. i love you, too. and i know you mean well, but i have a show to do. robert, we cannot let her drop out of high school. honey, i know. i know. hey, honey. hey, baby.
is zaria home yet? no, she's still at the studio. as soon as she gets home, we have to have a talk with her. i know, honey. hey, mrs. p. check out my new jeans. cat farm! you see it? t.k., what you been doing lately? oh, you know, the usual.
the usual? yeah -- school, girls, work, girls. t.k., i don't know how to say this, but you've been buying a lot of stuff late-- nicholas! i'm just trying to see if he smells like an old sock, mom. i'll handle this, nicholas.
check him good 'cause he smells a little funky. what are you trying to say? some money's missing -- stolen from me, robert, and nicholas. what? oh, come on! you think i would steal from you after all y'all done for me? don't y'all trust me? look, t.k., all i'm saying is -- all i have to my name is $5. see?
hey, wait a minute. my $5 is gone. yo, somebody ripped me off! calm down! calm down. we'll get your money back. oh, you will? yeah. now that i think about it, it was a 20. no, i'm just kidding. robert! robert.
yeah, baby? t.k.'s not the thief. then who could it be? well, the only person who doesn't have an alibi is... i think cece's our man. cece's the man? [ "shaft" theme song plays ] å› cece å› å› cece peterson, baby å›
å› who is the girl å› å› that would steal from her brother man? å› å› cece å› å› right on å› å› and who is the child å› å› who's out there runnin' wild? å› å› she's a complicated girl å› å› and no one understands her å› å› but her homeys å›
å› her homeys å› å› they say that cece peterson is a mean little -- å› å› shut your mouth! å› å› i'm just talkin' 'bout cece å› å› well, i can dig it å› å› she's only 6 å› å› and she knows all of their tricks å› å› ah, cece å› cece! she ripped me off! ooh-hoo!
robert, robert, robert, robert! we have to talk to our baby girl. no, we have to talk to both of our baby girls. mom, dad, why can't you guys understand that i'm not a child anymore? i have everything figured out, and right now i don't need school. zaria, right now you're on top of the world and everything is going your way.
it's not always going to be like this. how do you know? maybe it is always going to be like this. if ricki lake can do it, i know i can. besides, my show has been picked up for another 10 weeks. big deal. 10 weeks -- that's 2 1/2 months. what are you going to do when it ends? look, mom, if it doesn't work out,
i'll go back to school. zaria, trust me. it's not that easy to catch up. dad, this is my life. zaria, you're 17. you don't have a life. maybe the problem is my life is what you wish yours was. young lady -- young lady, that's it. after today, z-tv is unplugged. now go to your room.
i am quitting school. zaria, we're back in one minute. dad. uh... what are you doing here? i just came to see z-tv for myself. so what do you think? i think my little girl is making a big mistake by dropping out of school.
dad, don't you understand? i'm a success. teenagers look up to me. zaria, 30 seconds. zaria... you're not going to be a teenager forever. you can't host "teen rap" when you're 30. so i'll just get another show. what if you don't?
you'll have nothing to fall back on. places, zaria. look, dad, i'm sorry, but this is what i love, and i'm going to do it for the rest of my life. å› bum-bum-bum bum-bum å› hey, baby girl. hi, mom. å› choo-choo-choo choo-choo-choo å› å› bum-bum-bum å›
cece, what are you doing? looking for gum? cece... okay, i was looking for money. sit down, young lady. that is stealing. you know better than to go into mommy's purse without asking. i was just trying to get the money so i could help my friend sky.
she's poor, and i just wanted to help. cece, it is good to want to help, but stealing is wrong. you're right, mom. i'm sorry. i promise i'll never do it again. see ya. not so fast. you have some money to pay back. how? i don't even have a job. you do now --
washing dishes. i'll start you off at a dollar an hour. but i took a lot of money. that's going to take forever. ohh... that's the beauty of it. mom... dad... there's nothing you can say to change my mind.
i'm not going back to school. i never thought a child of mine would be a high school dropout. breaks my heart. you let us down, zaria. hello, zaria. hi, genesis. is everything okay? no. no, it's not.
hello, mr. peterson. hello. no, please stay. i overheard you and your father this afternoon. zaria, your father's right. what are you talking about? i wish you would have talked to me before you dropped out of school. why? what's the problem?
we can't have a high school dropout as the host of our show. kids look up to you. okay. i-i'll go back to school. it's too late. no, no! i promise, i'll go back to school tomorrow. zaria, let me explain. our sponsors went ballistic when they found out.
they hired someone else. there's nothing you can do? i'm sorry, zaria. goodbye. i was so sure i had everything figured out. i know, honey. i'm sorry about everything. i know i said a lot of awful things. i didn't mean any of it.
i know you didn't. it was just one of those hard life-lessons, and as you get older, you're going to have a lot of them... from "a" to "z." you think i would steal after all y'all done for me? come on. i forgot my line. oh, man! i got to go.
i know you mean well, but i have a show to do. i'm going to go give her a whooping right now. -- captions by vitac -- burbank, pittsburgh, tampa, and washington d.c.
what do you want to see? hoochie mamas. that's what they need -- they need a hoochie mama channel. you would watch that? hey, that's your must-see tv. this is stupid. this is stupid! look at this stupid stuff they want us to say.
does everybody have the same script? i think so. yeah, like i would really say that. teenagers don't want to be talked down to. we're smarter than that. right, t.k.? huh? [ sigh ] if this was my show, what would i say? if this was my show,
you want to know what i would say? mm-hmm. well, i'd talk about teen sexuality, how we should lower the voting age, and school uniforms. i'd keep it real. okay, let's see who's next. divica johnson. good luck.
okay, larry, you can stop the auditions. we've found our girl. you're the producer. you make the call. who is she? that girl. cece, you sure do have a lot of toys. that's what happens when you're the baby. my mom says i'm going to get a lot of toys when my dad gets a job. he got laid off.
what's laid off? i don't know, but it has something to do with the man. is that a hole in your sweater? no. that's when my friend squeaky comes out to play. where are you, squeaky? [ high-pitched voice ] hello, cece. how are you, squeaky? [ high-pitched voice ] good. you sure do need some toys.
[ doorbell rings ] i'll get it! hello, mrs. sawyer. hi, cece. come on, skylar. it's time to go. mom, look how big this house is. can we get a house like this? [ sigh ] maybe someday. but it is a nice house, baby.
come on. it's time to go. say goodbye to cece. bye. have you guys heard about that new show "teen rap"? oh, no. just what we need -- another show for teenagers. i'm the host! all right! another show for teenagers. so how did you get it? well, i went to the audition,
and they just picked me on the spot. there was all these beautiful girls down there, too. hey, i don't get it. and the best part about it is i get paid $500 a week. whoa! $500 a week? zaria, have you thought about your manager? no, nicholas, i haven't.
bam! nick management. this isn't going to affect your schoolwork, is it? mrs. p, if she gets behind in school, i'll help her out. again, i ask -- this isn't going to affect your schoolwork, is it? no, mom. i have it under control. besides, it's only for an hour after school every day. this calls for a celebration.
zaria, anywhere you want to go for dinner. zaria, as your manager, my advice is two words -- buffet. robert, did you take $20 out of my purse? no. why? i was getting ready to go to the store, and i thought i put $20 in here. well, i got some cash. wait. no, i don't have any cash.
you take some money out of my wallet? no! hey, what's up, y'all? check out my new sunglasses. those are nice. yeah. they match my new sweatshirt. that's cool, too. hey, not as cool as my new shoes! that stuff is expensive. where did you get it? macio's.
you mean macy's. no. macio. i got this stuff out of his van. is it stolen? no. factory rejects. oh. is that why your shoes say "ikes"? yeah, and that's why my sweatshirt says, "tommy hilldigger." so, gordon, you're saying that we should all band together
to end teen violence in our high schools? yes, zaria, uh, but more specifically, we should end the violence against me. you see, bullies have always been a problem in our high schools. mm-hmm, mm-hmm. in the last month, i've been hoisted up a flagpole, used as a crash dummy in driver's ed,
and i had some hot sauce put down my athletic supporter. zaria, this madness has to stop! for all of you who sympathize with gordon, you can reach him at... www.avoidbeatdown.com thank you for joining us, gordon. thanks for giving me a forum, zaria. that's it for today.
join us tomorrow, when our topic will be "s.a.t.s -- are they culturally biased?" and remember, this is zaria's teen rap, where teens can talk about anything from "a" to "z," and i do mean... "z." and we're out. that's a wrap, ladies and gentlemen. zaria, zaria!
you're blowing me away. the viewers love you, and that gordon -- he's gold. oh, i'm loving this job. it's so much fun. and you get paid to do it. aah! my first paycheck. oh, my gosh, this is so exciting. i thought it was only for $500. it's a bigger check because they've already run your show three times.
so i'm in reruns? yes, you are. dang, this is a big check. if i cash this, the bank may bounce. mom, dad, i've been robbed. my sock is empty. that's where i keep all my money, and it's gone. why do you keep your money in a sock? 'cause it really stinks, and it keeps robbers away.
are you sure it's been stolen? look for yourself. whoa. i'll take your word. i had $6.22 and a snickers bar. son, your mother and i will get to the bottom of it. hey! aren't you forgetting something? i don't want it now. it stinks. nicholas.
[ groans ] robert: hey, t.k. hey, y'all. anybody want to know what time it is? 'cause -- bam! i can show you. wow. that's a nice watch. it's a nolex. t.k., you sure are buying a lot of stuff lately. oh, i like the nice things in life, and i always find a way to get 'em, too.
robert, i am the first one to defend t.k., but how is he paying for all this stuff? jerri, you can't be serious. where's he getting the money? he's got a job. a couple hours a week in a pizza place doesn't pay for all these things. they're knockoffs. mom, dad, look -- check out my first paycheck.
that's a lot of money for someone in high school. that's a lot of money for somebody who teaches college. and it's cool. they're calling me "the voice of teenage america." that's great, zaria. i'm going to go work on some more topics. oh, i got one for you, honey. "teenagers who haven't cleaned their rooms in a week,
and the mothers who are about to ground them." good topic. hey, t.k., i've been thinking of topics for my next show. what you think about this? "micro-miniskirts -- none of dad's business." i didn't see you in school today. i didn't go. you weren't there yesterday, either. i've been busy with the show.
your parents are going to go nuts if they find out you ain't going to school. you're right. guess i got to figure out a way to tell them. you already missed two days. on the third day, they'll get a call from the vice-principal. yeah, and thanks to you, she probably has our number on speed-dial. yes, she does. that's right. hey, baby.
hey, mom, dad. listen, i'm glad you're home 'cause there's something really important we need to talk about. sure, honey. what is it? i want to be honest with you guys. i haven't been to school in the past couple days. what? what? the show's taken off. i love doing it and i'm really good at it. zaria, what are you trying to say?
i'm dropping out of high school. okay, okay. why do you go to school? to get a good job, and i have a great job. honey, an education is more than about getting a job. it's about making a good life for yourself, and i'm doing that now. i'm good at it, so what's the problem? if you don't have an education -- [ pager beeps ]
that's the studio. i got to go. i know you guys love me. i love you, too. and i know you mean well, but i have a show to do. robert, we cannot let her drop out of high school. honey, i know. i know. hey, honey. hey, baby.
is zaria home yet? no, she's still at the studio. as soon as she gets home, we have to have a talk with her. i know, honey. hey, mrs. p. check out my new jeans. cat farm! you see it? t.k., what you been doing lately? oh, you know, the usual.
the usual? yeah -- school, girls, work, girls. t.k., i don't know how to say this, but you've been buying a lot of stuff late-- nicholas! i'm just trying to see if he smells like an old sock, mom. i'll handle this, nicholas.
check him good 'cause he smells a little funky. what are you trying to say? some money's missing -- stolen from me, robert, and nicholas. what? oh, come on! you think i would steal from you after all y'all done for me? don't y'all trust me? look, t.k., all i'm saying is -- all i have to my name is $5. see?
hey, wait a minute. my $5 is gone. yo, somebody ripped me off! calm down! calm down. we'll get your money back. oh, you will? yeah. now that i think about it, it was a 20. no, i'm just kidding. robert! robert.
yeah, baby? t.k.'s not the thief. then who could it be? well, the only person who doesn't have an alibi is... i think cece's our man. cece's the man? [ "shaft" theme song plays ] å› cece å› å› cece peterson, baby å›
å› who is the girl å› å› that would steal from her brother man? å› å› cece å› å› right on å› å› and who is the child å› å› who's out there runnin' wild? å› å› she's a complicated girl å› å› and no one understands her å› å› but her homeys å›
å› her homeys å› å› they say that cece peterson is a mean little -- å› å› shut your mouth! å› å› i'm just talkin' 'bout cece å› å› well, i can dig it å› å› she's only 6 å› å› and she knows all of their tricks å› å› ah, cece å› cece! she ripped me off! ooh-hoo!
robert, robert, robert, robert! we have to talk to our baby girl. no, we have to talk to both of our baby girls. mom, dad, why can't you guys understand that i'm not a child anymore? i have everything figured out, and right now i don't need school. zaria, right now you're on top of the world and everything is going your way.
it's not always going to be like this. how do you know? maybe it is always going to be like this. if ricki lake can do it, i know i can. besides, my show has been picked up for another 10 weeks. big deal. 10 weeks -- that's 2 1/2 months. what are you going to do when it ends? look, mom, if it doesn't work out,
i'll go back to school. zaria, trust me. it's not that easy to catch up. dad, this is my life. zaria, you're 17. you don't have a life. maybe the problem is my life is what you wish yours was. young lady -- young lady, that's it. after today, z-tv is unplugged. now go to your room.
i am quitting school. zaria, we're back in one minute. dad. uh... what are you doing here? i just came to see z-tv for myself. so what do you think? i think my little girl is making a big mistake by dropping out of school.
dad, don't you understand? i'm a success. teenagers look up to me. zaria, 30 seconds. zaria... you're not going to be a teenager forever. you can't host "teen rap" when you're 30. so i'll just get another show. what if you don't?
you'll have nothing to fall back on. places, zaria. look, dad, i'm sorry, but this is what i love, and i'm going to do it for the rest of my life. å› bum-bum-bum bum-bum å› hey, baby girl. hi, mom. å› choo-choo-choo choo-choo-choo å› å› bum-bum-bum å›
cece, what are you doing? looking for gum? cece... okay, i was looking for money. sit down, young lady. that is stealing. you know better than to go into mommy's purse without asking. i was just trying to get the money so i could help my friend sky.
she's poor, and i just wanted to help. cece, it is good to want to help, but stealing is wrong. you're right, mom. i'm sorry. i promise i'll never do it again. see ya. not so fast. you have some money to pay back. how? i don't even have a job. you do now --
washing dishes. i'll start you off at a dollar an hour. but i took a lot of money. that's going to take forever. ohh... that's the beauty of it. mom... dad... there's nothing you can say to change my mind.
i'm not going back to school. i never thought a child of mine would be a high school dropout. breaks my heart. you let us down, zaria. hello, zaria. hi, genesis. is everything okay? no. no, it's not.
hello, mr. peterson. hello. no, please stay. i overheard you and your father this afternoon. zaria, your father's right. what are you talking about? i wish you would have talked to me before you dropped out of school. why? what's the problem?
we can't have a high school dropout as the host of our show. kids look up to you. okay. i-i'll go back to school. it's too late. no, no! i promise, i'll go back to school tomorrow. zaria, let me explain. our sponsors went ballistic when they found out.
they hired someone else. there's nothing you can do? i'm sorry, zaria. goodbye. i was so sure i had everything figured out. i know, honey. i'm sorry about everything. i know i said a lot of awful things. i didn't mean any of it.
i know you didn't. it was just one of those hard life-lessons, and as you get older, you're going to have a lot of them... from "a" to "z." you think i would steal after all y'all done for me? come on. i forgot my line. oh, man! i got to go.
i know you mean well, but i have a show to do. i'm going to go give her a whooping right now. -- captions by vitac -- burbank, pittsburgh, tampa, and washington d.c.
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